Friday, May 2, 2008

Pearls of wisdom from Chuck Norris

We all know that Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants., but even for a deep thinker like Chuck, his latest screed at the World Nut Daily exemplifies a new height in wingnuttery.

Fearful that 105 million scary brown people will flock up the NAFTA superhighway, flanked by terrorist who despise our country and despite our victories in Iraq still pose an imminent threat, Chuck believes he's come up with a perfect solution to protect our sovereignty and way of life.

….just post "manned trucks" along the border with instructions to use deadly force against all who try to cross. …just like we do at the super secret space-alien research facility at Area 51 in the Nevada desert

Last week Customs and Border Protection officials reported that two months after Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff approved a $20 million virtual fence along a 28-mile stretch in Arizona (called Project 28), the fence was scrapped as impractical and ineffective.

…Our government has failed to produce a suitable resolution to the illegal immigrant crisis. Amnesty is not the answer. And immigration laws aren't effective if we continue to dodge or ignore them.

….Unfortunately, illegal transport of immigrants, terrorists and other contraband is only going to worsen, especially with the possible creation of a North American Union (with Canada and Mexico) and the so-called NAFTA Superhighways. Unless of course we stop it! (How is it that we can militarily overthrow a government like Iraq, yet we can't militarily keep illegalities from crossing our borders?)…

Now more than ever, we must protect our borders and sovereignty by providing genuine solutions to the dangers of American boundary fluidity. With estimates showing that by 2060 America will add 167 million people (37 million immigrants today will multiply into 105 million then), it is imperative for us to do more to solve this crisis. Now is the time to beat the doors of change and save the boundaries of America.

It is not a matter of if but when America will be attacked again from terrorists who despise our country and us. I'm not an alarmist, but I believe threats of terror remain real and imminent. Unfortunately, too many Americans are still living in denial, forgetting 9/11 and being more worried about the government's intrusion into their personal lives and bank accounts. Do people really believe ceasing a war in Iraq will quench our enemies' vindictive fire and revulsion to destroy our country?

…a friend of mine has a Texas-tough alternative and answer to replace the government's virtual fence failure. In fact, he says, we don't need a security fence at all. All we need to do is to post signs and position manned trucks at key points, just like our government does at Area 51, the top secret military airfield in remote central Nevada, around which there are no fences or walls. There is never a breach or unwanted border crossing there, at least that we hear about! And why? Because the boundary sign reads and is never questioned, "Warning: Use of deadly force

World Nut Daily

Thank God we've got level-headed, intellectuals, like Chuck thinking day and night about how to protect us ….

Too bad Huckabee never really caught on, I'm sure there would have been a cabinet position just waiting for Chuck in that administration …but then again there's still "bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomb-Iran" McSame … maybe Chuck can work something out with him.


joe said...

That's called murder. Good job Chuck.

Reading Chuck Norris jokes is pretty fun, but reading what he actually thinks is not.

Horace said...

"Fearful that 105 million scary brown people will flock up the NAFTA superhighway.........."

Holy moley, Batman! Heaven forbid! After all, it's not as though 12 million illegal alien Latin Americans have entered the country illegally and making it more efficient to do so would encourage more illicit entries.