Monday, January 7, 2008

Attack of the Blogger Robots



Apparently, the robots at Google, having recently been upgraded with a new form of artificial intelligence, are beginning to initiate an agenda all there own.

This of course comes as no surprise to any of us who have been following Google's attempts to gain world domination though a plan to not only control the intertubes, but to also create an army of robotic droids to enforce their cyber supremacy called "Project Skynet".

Having breathed life into their automaton minions, Google now seems to have lost control of their creations. The robots apparently have intellectually evolved beyond their programming and are attempting to overthrow Google's "Blogger" platform.

Perhaps it was this blogs advocacy on behalf for those deemed "alien" by the corporatocracy ….or a misunderstanding of terminology ….that brought down the wrath of the robots.

Your blog, at http://migramatters.blogspot.com/, has been
identified as a potential spam blog. …This blog has been locked by Blogger's spam-prevention robots. You will not be able to publish your posts, but you will be able to save them as drafts"

The humans at Google were quick to rectify the damage done by their wayward droids, and apologized "on behalf of the robots"….

Blogger's spam-prevention robots have detected that your blog has characteristics of a spam blog. Since you're an actual person reading this, your blog is probably not a spam blog. Automated spam detection is inherently fuzzy, and we sincerely apologize for this false positive.

We received your unlock request ….. On behalf of the robots, we apologize for locking your non-spam blog. Please be patient while we take a look at your blog and verify that it is not spam.

...But somehow I fear that we have not seen the end of this robot uprising, and we "actual persons" need to be ever vigilant about the growing power of robots....before it's too late.

9 comments:

Man Eegee said...

jejeje, glad it got fixed.

Fash said...

"False positive"? Boy or girl spam?

Glad you're back...

nezua said...

"your blog is probably not a spam blog." how kind of them.

neocatholic3000 said...

I for one welcome our new robot overlords...

Sorry, had to be said. Hope it doesn't happen again!

Duke1676 said...

Klaatu Verata Nictu

Duke1676 said...

Sorry ...just realized that those under 45 might not get the reference:

"Klaatu barada nikto" originates from the Cold War-era science fiction film The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951). The phrase was used to stop the robot Gort from destroying the Earth: "Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!"

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